Those Wacky Heterosexuals
Archived Issue No. 7 November 03 2002
Those Wacky Heterosexuals
©2001-2007 B. Allan Ross & UsQueers.com
Issue No. 7
November 3, 2002
Misplaced "moral outrage"
Waterbury Mayor and christohet supremacist Philip Giordano, who lost
the U.S. Senate race to incumbent Joseph Lieberman, was arrested on
July 27 on federal sex charges involving a minor. Police reported the
alleged sexual misconduct involved two girls, ages nine and 11. "The
conduct in which Mr. Giordano is charged today is disgraceful," said
Michael Wolf, special agent in charge of the FBI investigation. Wolf
said the investigation began after they received reports that
Giordano, a long-time Republican who is married and has three
children, was "having inappropriate sex." The FBI, state prosecutors,
and the Internal Revenue Service said their investigations are
continuing and may lead to more charges.
U.S. District Judge Alan Nevas sealed the arrest warrant affidavit at
Giordano's request. Investigators would not elaborate on what they
meant by "interstate facility" and an IRS agent would not comment on
her part of the investigation.
Giordano is a director of Catholic-based Human Life International, an
anti-abortion organization, and he has been an outspoken critic of
abortion and the sad state of morals and family values in the United
States. He ran against Lieberman on a campaign of "moral outrage"
based on Clinton and Gore.
Oh yeah, that works
In June, in Albany, N.Y., Supreme Court Justice James Canfield
performed the wedding of heterosexual Robert Gorghan to his
heterosexual girlfriend, Cheryl, only minutes after Gorghan had been
sentenced in another courtroom to 25 years in prison for the serial
sexual assault of Cheryl's daughter over a 13-year period!
(Canfield is notorious for marrying the just-convicted, which he said
reduces the likelihood that they will engage in homosexual sex in
prison.) [New York Post, 6-15-01]
Not a pretty picture
Police in the retirement town of Sun City West, Ariz., said they've
been having problems lately with seniors having sex in public (on
golf courses, as well as in lovers' lanes). [Arizona Republic, 5-31-
Wonder where they learned it?
Two boys, ages 10 and 11, have been arrested in the sodomy of a five-year-old New York girl, who was attacked multiple times at an
elementary school. The boys, presumed to be the children of
heterosexuals, were charged with first-degree sodomy and first-degree
sexual abuse, according to police Detective Edward Reuss. Reuss said
the attacks occurred at Public School 221 in Brooklyn on two separate
days. He said the girl was taken to an area hospital for evaluation.
It was not immediately clear where inside the school the attack
occurred. Board of Education officials did not return calls. [June 4,
No abortions till after birth
An eight-week-old baby girl who died early Sunday was beaten to
death, police say, and they suspect the killer is her 13-year-old
heterosexual father. Officers arrested Brandon Miller yesterday in
the death of his daughter, Diamond Miller, who died at Rainbow Babies
& Children's Hospital. Diamond died of injuries to her head and
abdomen, said Cuyahoga County Coroner Elizabeth K. Balraj. "There was
a laceration and tearing of the liver, bruising of the brain and
internal hemorrhaging," Balraj said. Police believe the injuries were
inflicted by fists, Cleveland police spokeswoman Lt. Sharon MacKay
Lisa Taylor, the child's 14-year-old heterosexual mother, said she
spoke with Miller and he told her he killed Diamond and that he was
sorry. "I can't forgive him," she said.
Lisa said she met Miller when he lived in the same Cleveland
apartment complex as her sister. Her relatives said she tried to hide
her pregnancy by wearing a large coat. Some relatives suspected she
was pregnant and suggested she get prenatal care; she denied she was
pregnant. Some relatives didn't find out until Diamond was born March
4. Lisa said Miller knew she was pregnant and he accepted it and told
her to have the baby. "I don't believe in abortions," she said.
Lisa said that until Diamond died, she was in love with Miller. "They
don't really know what love is," said Lisa's mother, Laverne
Taylor. "They're teenagers. The love she knew was for her baby."
Irene Hitchcock said her granddaughter, with the help of relatives,
took good care of the baby, constantly brushing her hair and dressing
her in pretty clothes. "She was loved by everybody in the family,"
said Charea Brown, Lisa's cousin. "We did everything we could for
About 1:30 a.m. Sunday, rescue workers were called to the apartment
on E. 139th St., off Kinsman Rd., where Miller lives with his mother
and two brothers. He told police that Diamond was sleeping in a bed
with her mother when he noticed Diamond's head was wedged between the
bed and the wall, according to a police report. Miller said he picked
up Diamond and took her into the living room, where she "started to
spit up white stuff," according to the report. Miller told police he
then took Diamond back into the bedroom to change her clothes and
then noticed she wasn't breathing. He woke up Lisa, who put a cool
rag on Diamond's head and called 911. Doctors at Rainbow said there
were no outward signs of violence on Diamond.
Miller can be charged only in Juvenile Court because state law says a
person must be at least 14 when a crime is committed to be tried as
an adult. [5-1-01]
Heterosexual Carlton Conley, the biological father of Rebecca Grace
Chittum, wed Pamela Miskovsky, the biological aunt of Callie Marie
Conley, on Saturday at the Pentecostal Holiness Church. In 1995,
Conley left the University of Virginia Medical Center in
Charlottesville with Callie. Rebecca went home with Callie's
biological parents, Kevin Chittum and Whitney Rogers. Miskovsky had
assumed Rebecca was her niece until the hospital discovered the mix-up in 1998, shortly after Kevin Chittum and Rogers died in a car
crash. The girls' identities were revealed through DNA test results
arising from a child support dispute between Rebecca's biological
mother, Paula K. Johnson, and Carlton Conley. The marriage makes
Carlton Conley Callie's uncle by marriage as well as her biological
father. Johnson, Carlton Conley's ex-girlfriend, has custody of
Callie. The Rogers and Chittum families share custody of Rebecca.
She's still in love, he does the cooking
The Philippines are on high alert after multiple killer and cannibal Norberto Manero escaped from jail. Manero, among other murders, confessed to killing a priest in 1985, stomping on his head until brains squirted out, and then ritually eating them. The practicing heterosexual was hidden in the trunk of his wife's car as she departed from a conjugal visit.
Just plain stupid het law
Chrissy McMickle was five when her father began molesting her.
Afterward, he would give her ice cream and warn her not to tell
anyone. Her brother Michael McMickle was five when the sexual abuse
began, seven when the beatings started. Michael eventually told a
Sparta, N.J. neighbor, and their father, heterosexual Nelden
McMickle, went to jail for more than eight years. The state moved
Nelden McMickle to a psychiatric facility -- and said the children he
abused would have to pay part of the $90,000 annual bill. "Children
are legally responsible for parents in state facilities," Sussex
County adjuster Joanne Baker wrote in a Jan. 12 letter to Michael
McMickle, now 21. Michael was outraged. "Why should I have to pay for
him?" he demanded. The answer lies in an obscure 1918 state law meant
to make relatives responsible for part of the cost of court-ordered
hospital commitments. The law that requires family members to help
pay for court-ordered care doesn't make exceptions for cases where
children are victims of the relative's abuse.
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Not so ancient history
Jan. 11, 1970 - A team of heterosexual doctors in Frankfurt announced
success in treating homosexuals with brain surgery. They used
electrical shocks to disintegrate parts of the brain which regulate
sexual arousal. Side effects included amnesia, potentially dangerous
hormone imbalances, and total loss of libido.
Jan. 11, 1996 - Todd Camp, a graphics editor of the Ft. Worth Star-Telegram, was transferred from his job because of a letter from an anonymous reader who said he was a freelance cartoonist for a gay newspaper and a threat to children. Executive editor and heterosexual Debbie Price apologized for the "serious oversight."
A proudly heterosexual woman was sentenced to die for starving her daughter
to death. Michelle Sue Tharp, 31, was convicted of murder in the
death of seven-year-old Tausha Lee Lanham, who weighed less than 12
pounds when she died in 1998. The girl's body was dumped along a West
Virginia road. Tharp and her heterosexual boyfriend reported that the
child had disappeared from a shopping mall. Tharp becomes the fourth
woman on Pennsylvania's death row. The boyfriend, Douglas Bittinger,
28, testified that Tharp typically fed her three other children more
than Tausha and that the girl foraged for food in garbage cans and
drank from the toilet. Bittinger is awaiting trial on homicide
A man who neighbors said often argued with his female roommate was
found cut into pieces and stashed inside the apartment's refrigerator
and freezer, police said. The roommate, a middle-aged woman who would
not give her name to police, was booked for investigation of murder,
said Capt. Jerry Szymanski of the Los Angeles Police Department.
Neighbors told police the heterosexual man and woman often argued in
their second-story lodgings in a luxury apartment complex in the
Canoga Park section of the San Fernando Valley. The victim's niece
went to the apartment one morning to see her uncle and found his
body, said Officer Lyle Michelson. Szymanski said the woman was being
held in a hospital until authorities could learn more about the man's
death. The woman had self-inflicted slash wounds that were not life-threatening, he said. The victim's identity was not immediately released. [11-13-01]
"The Shining" reversed
A Cainhoy, South Carolina avowed heterosexual woman was charged with
murder for allegedly killing her six-year-old daughter and one-year-old son with an ax. The two children were found lying in tall grass
near an abandoned home. Berkeley County coroner Wade Arnette said the
children likely were killed inside the family's mobile home, then
taken outside. Police searching the home found an ax inside.
Perstephanie Simmons, 30, was arrested and charged with two counts of
murder after a neighbor reported the children had been harmed.
Deputies questioned Simmons, but still don't know what prompted the
killings, said Berkeley County Sheriff's Capt. Ricky Driggers.
Simmons also has a second daughter, who was taken into protective
custody. Police didn't have her age or know where she was when the
killings occurred. [11-13-01]
Stupid het father tricks
In Ohio, 17-year-old professional wrestling fan Andrew Teausch and
several of his friends decided to hold a mock wrestling match in the
front yard. Teausch was planning to debut a new stunt where he leaped
from the roof of his house onto a folding table which he had doused
in gasoline and set on fire. While his friends videotaped him, the
boy jumped from the roof, crashing into the flames below, setting
most of his clothes on fire. Amazingly enough, Teausch's heterosexual
father, also a wrestling fan, was witness to the whole event,
encouraging his son's daredevil plans. The younger Teausch received
severe burns, as did the elder Teausch when he tried to extinguish
his son. The authorities have demanded the tape as evidence of child
Guess the wife wasn't feeling playful
Openly heterosexual Emery S. Pluff, 59, of South St. Paul, Minn., was
arrested for allegedly robbing and molesting his wife (which he did,
police said, pretending he was a stranger). For reasons not yet
apparent, Pluff allegedly faked going to work one morning and instead
donned a black cape and a Halloween mask the family kept in the
garage and entered the house, where he surprised his wife and dragged
her into a back room. She apparently was not the least bit puzzled by
her perpetrator's identity and asked Emery repeatedly why he was
doing this. According to police, Emery replied, "I'm not Emery."
Police said Emery then took some money from his wife and fled,
winding up at work, where he was arrested. [St. Paul Pioneer Press, 2-