Those Wacky Heterosexuals

Those Wacky Heterosexuals Episode No. 5

Monday, October 16th, 2000

October 16, 2000

Update! (See “Custody Dispute Turned Into Murderous Demolition Derby” in Episode 3)
According to Martinsville, Indiana prosecutors, Judy Kirby, 31, that custodial mother of 11 children who intentionally killed four of them by driving into oncoming traffic for nearly two miles before she struck a minivan - killing three of its occupants, the driver and two of his children - will have the support of her doctors at her upcoming trial. They say they will testify that the very actively heterosexual woman suffered from postpartum depression and should not be punished.

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It’s developing into its own category
The cavalier attitude some heterosexuals have toward their cherished “marriages” continues to provide Those Wacky Heterosexuals with material. This time, it’s not a mass Elvis wedding in a bingo hall in Las Vegas, or “Who Wants To Marry A Millionaire?” - although the FAUX network is once again the star of the tale.

“I Want A Divorce” will give the winner marital assets and $100,000 prize money for knowing the most about their opposite-gender partner’s life. FAUX is looking for six heterosexual couples to compete in the first two-hour special introductory show, scheduled for February, 2001.