Archive for March 27th, 2001

  • Those Wacky Heterosexuals Episode No. 6

    Tuesday, March 27th, 2001

    Mar 27 2001

    Dirty Work, And They’re Not Doing It
    In December 2000, authorities ordered a legally married heterosexual couple in Fairfax County, Virginia, out of their three-story home because of the mess. Trash was so heavy that walls had separated from ceilings. Clean-up crews had to crawl on their stomachs to get to some of the garbage. Feral cats, rabid raccoons and rats ran wild. There was a rat’s nest in the oven and one rodent weighed nearly three pounds.     As she witnessed the county’s clean-up, the wife moaned about losing “everything that was precious to me.” The opposite-sex spouses are both well-paid U.S. Department of Labor employees.++++

    The Proof’s In The Pork
    Following a 900-year-old custom of awarding bacon for happy heterosexual marriages, residents dressed in peasant costumes carried Tim and Nicole Sheehan through the streets of Great Dunmow, Essex, in England, after a jury awarded them a “flitch” or side of bacon for proving they are a happily married couple.

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