Those Wacky Heterosexuals contains some ironic comedy, although often what you’ll find is neither funny nor pretty.
Often tragic, it is always the truth about certain heterosexuals, some heterosexuals, heterosexuals in general, and heterosexuals as the accepted extreme majority class which they are, representing more than a rainbow’s worth of diversity in every facet of human existence, except they are not non-heterosexuals.
Uniquely, we take a look at and describe true stories from the world of avowed, presumed, accused, thought-to-be, self-described, guessed, assumed, rumored, judged, ruled, labelled, extremist, blatant, radical, and openly heterosexual people.
The amount of “shoving it down your throat” behavior, of in-your-face, diversionary heterosexual exclusivity in the world is escalating.
The use of this well-known system of diversion and scape-goating to rally voters and gain power appears to have lost some ground — on the public face of the national level of government in the U.S. with the coming of the Democratic sweep in November — although the system will continue working itself deep into all federal government departments and offices until Jan 20 2008, and it remains dominant on the state and local levels.
This system is backed in the U.S. by the government, as it works with associated politically activist churches and synagogues to spend some of their billions of dollars in tax-free assets to push the diversionary heterosexual exclusivity agenda.
This enormous threat to the existences and psyches of all families must be recorded as such, even if done in a slightly humorous way, because of the growing and serious nature — the clear and present danger — of the resurgence and rooting of a modern-day political, religiously driven exclusivity agenda to manipulate citizens.
All religiously driven, politically motivated and executed exclusivity agendas of the past have proven to have horrible negative side effects, such as genocide.
They won’t be happy until everyone’s afraid to say they are anything but a het. That would be the end of humanity. There wouldn’t even be any heterosexuals if it weren’t for us. They would have destroyed themselves and everyone else a long time ago.
Those Wacky Heterosexuals originally came along as a way to have a little fun pointing out how the media usually uses sensational methods of reporting anything that has to do with Queers (specifically, gay, lesbian, bisexual, intersexed, and/or transgendered people).
They are getting better about it.
Not everyone likes the word Queer, we know. We do. We always capitalize Queer, except when we mean odd or different (see “Queer“).
TWH is a tiny diversion.
Without a U.S. Supreme court ruling on the equality of same-gender couples when it comes to civil marriage, already many state anti-marriage amendments to constitutions, and the passages and failures of certain related state laws, have succeeded in specifically excluding Queers for decades from buying a local government-issued “marriage license” and from other rights automatically given to all other citizens, such as the “equality under law” premise of the U.S. Constitution.
A whiff of that old 3/5ths number has re-appeared in practice, written down in official government documents. It is mostly an unwritten law and it is written everywhere, with pink invisible ink. It is spoken, it is acted upon.
It is recorded as law in too many places, since even one is too many. There are now in force hundreds if not thousands of anti-gay laws in the U.S. of A.
Just as the campaigns to keep us out of the military did, the anti-marriage campaigns set off new waves of hurtful lies which are still being pushed across the country, back and forth, by their supporters.
We are entering another campaign period, when politicians and their supporters nationwide will be expressing and stimulating the lowest feelings of anti-Queer bias in order to get votes. As usual, this will also cause an increase in anti-Queer bias crimes.
The mood and actions against us force us to maintain a higher level of personal defensive awareness. Combined with a higher societal awareness of Queer people, this combination even gets some of us equality activists to back off for safety reasons.
Don’t back off, buck up! Citizen Up! Up and over the stone wall they try to rebuild a bit of every day! There’s a “Rah-Rah!” for you.
The Religiously Correct Biggest Lie Of All Time, the RC BLOAT, propagandizes that Those Wacky Heterosexuals are superior. Inherently, automatically, historically, socially, psychologically, and morally superior; including in the personal arts of forming stable, long-term, “forever families” based on monogamous marriage and raising happy, healthy and sane children.
The RC BLOAT constantly drums the lies that Those Wacky Heterosexuals are the only ones leading the kinds of moral and productive lives which set desirable examples for one’s neighbors, locally, nationally and globally.
We disagree. We cannot find evidence which says TWHs are superior in any way, including the ability to care for children. Those Wacky Heterosexuals is our evidence. So here’s a grin or two, at the expense of Those Wacky Heterosexuals, along with stories meant to highlight the fact that heterosexuals, by nature, are not superior to anyone.
Of course same-gender families represent a real threat to the RC BLOAT. Legal, recognized, publicly recorded and visible Queer families will expose quickly, by demonstrating healthy alternatives, the horrible messes Those Wacky Heterosexuals have made of their chosen lifestyle.
Those Wacky Heterosexuals have ruined almost everything that exists, without our visible, acknowledged, encouraged, or legally recognized participation in “their” society.
TWH publishes sporadically, depending on available time for one of my favorite fun things to do.
Allan
